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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Next, they tried...

How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

No go.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What is your best gay fantasy?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

What is the attitude of the Swedish people towards sending soldiers to Ukraine to fight for the freedom of Europe?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks