What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:47

Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Next, they tried...
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What is your best gay fantasy?
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks